I can breathe again!
So the past week, we were invaded by people. We planned to have a LAN party. Bwhahaha. It was fun. SO many games.... so many killings... 'DIE ZOMBIES DIE!' Kinda killings. I didn't get to play left 4 dead much, which made me very sad. I was a spectator. But, yes, so many games. Even had noise complaints from our neighbours... which is funny. He said that we weren't all that loud at 2am (This is when we were killings zombies... really really loudly), but at 3am when we were on the balconcy for less than 15mins having a smoke. He told us that the sound outside travels more. Its strange. And I don't like that guy. So now I laugh really loudly on purpose, outside. Bwhahaha.
Anyway, we planned on having a LAN party. !!! BUT, it turned more into a painting warhammer models party. WTF.
Ok, so, an awesome scottish mate of mine got me into warhammer models. WAIT! Before I go on. I don't play warhammer models. True, I play Dawn of War and I have played Warhammer ONLINE but these are computer games. I DON'T however, play with the models. Because... you know... thats just geeky. BWhahahahhaa. So I paint them. We're making a diorama out of them. I made one of an orc cutting a space marine in half. Yeesss. BRING ON THE BLOOD AND
GORE. So much blood, makes my toes tingle. I'll add photos!! YAAAAAAAAAY!
So yes, we did alot of painting. I'm quite surprised at how well I paint. Like, I do paint. On canvase. But this is the first time I have ever painted a model. *so proud* Bwhahahhahaa
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Oh something quite gross. Adrian has been waiting to eat what he calls a 'Quad-stack'. Basically its two double cheeseburgers put together. From
hungry Jacks. So gross. Last week he decided he guts were up to it. I seriously thought he wouldn't make it. Looked like he was going to die from so much meat *cracks dirty sex joke*. But really, it was a alot of meat. He did suffer from a meat headache. And the gut pains. Bwhahahha. Serves him right. Couldn't believe he finished it all. Gross. But he is going one step further. 8 meat paties. WTF. No way. Oh, and thats not the worse of it. He smelt so bad. Not just the farts. His sweat smelt like meats. Dirty dirty hungry jacks (Burger king, for you guys playing in another country) meats. So this may not be a huge deal to some people.... as I've told a couple and they are like 'ah, yea, so?' Damn them. Damn them all!!
So now, I'm going to post a survey. YAY FOR SURVEYS@@!!!YOU & ONLY YOU
1.For the heck of it, Whats your name? Sarah-face
2.Birthday? August 1st. Horses birthday. I eat them for dinner.
3.Do you like the month you were born in? Its nice a wintery. SO yes.
4.If you could have been born in any other month, which one would you choose? It would still be the same.
Oh question 5, where are you? I miss you!
6.If so, can people tell that you are related to them, or do you look totally different? What what whhhhhaat?
7.How about your parents. Do you look like them? Not really. I got my mothers shortness and asian-ness. And I got my Dad aussie-ness. Its stupid.
HEAD TO CHIN
1.What is your natural hair color? Dark poo brown!Its really lovely.
2.How do you style it? Bwhahaha. I cut my own hair. And colour it myself. I sometimes straighten it, if I have time. And if I feel like being boring.
3.What is your eye color? Poo brown. Its sexy.
4.Do you have freckles? I do. In winter, when I look more pale, you can see them. YOU CAN SEE THEM ALLLLL!!!!
5.Do you have dimples? I have back dimples! And Butt dimples!! But, alas, no face dimples.....
6.How about beauty marks? Beauty marks? I don't think I have any..... woe is me.
7.Do you smile showing teeth, or with your mouth closed? My mouth never closes. *insert dirty joke here*
8.Are your teeth straight? I have weird fangs. I dont like them.. but my boyfriend thinks they are cute. So yay for me!
9.Are they discolored? They are actually really really white.... Funny, from the cigerettes and coffee I intake.
10.Are your lips big, thin, or in between? In betweeeeeeeny.
11.Do you have big ears? They are little... I have one elf ear though. I'M A FREEEAK!
12.Any facial piercings? Nope.
13.Do you have a double chin? Nope, but I can make one. Its dead sexy!
14.What do you think about your nose? I dont like it... Its weird looking.
15.Do you look more like your mom or dad? Neither. I look more like Elvis.
16.Do you have any facial hair that you bleach or pluck, besides your eyebrows? Bwhahaha. I wax. WAX IT ALL AWAY. *hates hairs*
17.Do you like your eyebrows? They do what they are surpose to do. Which is nothing. SO I like them.
18.Do you like your eyelashes? Sometimes. If I wear mascara, they hit on my glasses... which is annoying.
19.Have you found any gray hairs yet? I have! But not in a very long long time. *jumps fer joy*
20.Are you happy with the way your face looks? If I change anything, I would look way to strange. I like it. Its different.
1.How would you describe your body type? I'm short and small and lame. Bwhahhaha.
2.Are you naturally tan or pale? Tan. In summer, I'm blacy fo' sho'.
3.Do you have freckles all over? I hardly have any.
4.Do you think your boobs are big or small? They are non exsistance!~
5.Do you shave anything other than your armpits & legs (assuming you shave those)? I wax. Everything. Even my butt. Yea, gotta love those butt hairzz.
6.Are your arms muscular? No, I'm soft.
7.Are your shoulders broad or narrow? Very narrow. I'm little...
8.Are your hips wide or straight down? They do curve. Quite normal.
9.Is your butt ghetto or small? Lol, ghetto. I do have a butt.
10.Innie or outtie? Innie.
11.Any tattoos? EW THEY ARE GROSSSSSSS. I have 7.
12.When you are sitting, how many rolls does your stomach have, if any? One big one. Bwhahha. I had to look down.
13.Do you have good posture? Not at all. I used to when I was a dancer.
14.Any stretch marks? I do not.
15.Any major scars? Nope, but would love one on my face. 'Bacck in Naaaaam'.
16.What size shoe do you wear? Stupid small feet.. size 5. or 3 in kids. Yes, I wear kids shoes.
17.Is one foot bigger than the other? NO, but my second toe is bigger than my 'big' toe. FREAK I TELLS YA! FREEEAK!
18.Speaking of feet, is the toe next to your big toe longer or shorter? I'M A FREAk!!!
19.Did you know that they say if your middle toe is longer, that means your good in bed? Oh! Bwhahhahahaha. Thats funny.
20.Do you have pointy elbows? They ARE! I have never noticed that before! Thank you Mr Survey man!
21.Do you have chicken legs? Lol, what? No.
22.Do you exercise? Not at all. But, I'm going to be PT-ed soon. Adrian is going to be the fittness freak.
23.If not, do you think you are overweight or unhealthy? I'm in healthy weight.
24.What size ring do you wear? Uh? Mine is 'E'.
25.Are your fingers long? Yes, yes they are.
26.Do you think your fingers resemble your toes in any way? Bwhahaha. No. Toes are gross.
27.Are your arms hairy? I had no hairs!
28.Are you pierced anywhere besides your face? Yes, yes I am.
29.If not, do you want to be? I AM MISTER!
30.Are you happy with your body? Sometimes. Depends on what I wear.
MIND & SOUL
1.Do you have any mental disorders? BWHAHHAHAHAH. no. I mean yes. No.
2.If so, Name them here: Quite personal. So I'm going to leave this blank. BLANK I SAY!
3.Do you have nightmares often? I do.
4.Do you have dreams every night? Yes, and I remember them quite vividly.
5.Are you gay? I once thought I was. But I'm not.
6.If so, have you always known you are gay or did you just figure it out one day? I must say, I have 'experimented'. But nothing serious came from it.
7.What are your biggest pet peeves? Fat people. I mean FAAAT people. Rude people pushing me. And closed minded people. Also@!!! People who think they are better then you at EVERYTHING. And I mean, everything!\
8.What's one thing someone can do to cheer you up? Give me cuddles.
9.How are you laying right before you fall asleep at night(stomach, back, side ect)? On my back.
10.What are your rituals before going to bed? Drink water. Take pills. Cuddle Adrian. and Lay there til I can fall asleep.
11.Do you have OCD in any way? Bwhahha. Yes.
12.Have you ever witnessed anything paranormal? Maybe!
13.Do you think haunted houses are haunted by ghosts or demons? Ghooosts.
14.Do you believe there is a God? Nope.
15.If not, what do you believe & why? I don't believe in any sort of religion. I do, however,, believe in myself and the life I CHOOSE to live.
16.What is your biggest fear? Losing a loved one.
17.What is your most irrational fear? People at the door and the telephone.
18.Are you a fearful person?I am. Haha.
19.If so, do you think there is a reason why? More of, I'm afraid of the unknown.
20.Are you daring? Sometimes!
21.Do you do any drugs? If so, Why? I'm always drugged up on medicationssssssssss.
20.Do you drink? Why? Bwhahaha, DO I drink? WHat sort of question is that. Of course I do.
23.Are you a lonely person? Nah.
24.Are you shy or outgoing? I'm a very outgoing shy person.
25.Some say what people think or say about them doesn't bother them, but is that really true? Personally... I really don't care what others think. And I'm being serious.
26.What is one thing that will make you cry? Feeling the loneliness....
27.Do you cry a lot? Hm. I haven't in a long long time actually. My time will come!
28.If not, do you hold back when you want to cry? I do, alot.
29.Are you open with people? LOL, at first. Yes, very. But once I find out what kind of person they are *insert certain person here* then... depends. I change.
30.Do you like how you are, or wish you could change a few things? Probably more confidence. Which my friends find strange... as they say I am quite confident. Weird, huh? I'm really not...
Ok, I didn't realise how long this was... so to make it look smaller, I made the font smaller... aren't I nice?
I'm off to shower and eat.. and buy supplies for uni. w00t.
